The Bottom 10 inspirational thought of the week:I wish I was a little bit taller I wish I was a baller I wish I had a girl who looked, I would call her I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat And a six four Impala. --I Wish Skee-LoOn Saturday, as the games of the college football world collectively kicked off, I elected to stay bunkered down in Charlotte, North Carolina, at Bottom 10 HQ South, located in the phone booth where Tom Luginbill changes into Superman.In the middle of it all, my phone rang. It was a friend who was on his way to see the Charlotte 49ers host a home game against Eastern Michigan. Cmon, dude, you write about these teams in that Bottom 10 thing all the time. You even claimed you tried to get College GameDay to do their show at this game. You gotta go.I didnt. I didnt go because I was afraid someone would throw something at me. I didnt go because I never want someone to think Im thumbing my nose at these teams. Im not. Its all in good fun. I didnt go because ... well ... Id just ordered a pizza and some wings, and they were already on the way to my house.But man, now I wish I had gone. I wish I had gone so that I could have maybe told the fans of those two teams how I really feel, and had done that in person. I wish I had gone so that I could explain that, yes, it is all in good fun. I wish I had gone because ... well ... this play happened, and I actually could have seen it in person.With apologies to Neil ODonoghue and Steve Harvey, heres this weeks Bottom 10.1. Rice (0-3) The Owls suffered the rare two defeats at once during their trip to Baylor. First, the football team lost to the Bears 38-10. Second, the Rice Marching Owl Band -- aka, the MOB -- got into trouble for forming a giant IX, as in Title IX, and had to issue a public apology. Meanwhile, Temple lost to Penn State and FA(not I)U got housed by Kansas State. Thats the worst day for a group of owls since my daughter leaned over to me halfway through the premiere of Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of GaHoole to say she was bored and wanted to go to Chuck E. Cheeses. This weekend, Rice hosts North Texas Forty in Pillow Fight of the Week of the Year III (PFOWY3).2. FI(not A)U (0-3) Meanwhile, the FI(not A)U Golden Panthers (not Owls) lost PFOWY2 to UMass, whereupon angry fans of the Minutemen filled my inbox in a minute flat with demands that they now be removed from these rankings. Did I make like the Redcoats at the Old North Bridge and retreat? Stay tuned.3. Virginiugh (0-3) After embarrassing losses to Richmond and Oregon, the Hoos rebounded with a moral victory, losing 13-10 at UConn. As UVa founder Thomas Jefferson once wrote, Sometimes, in the face of troublesome times, it can be best for man to take pause and appraise his moral victories. Oh, what a bunch of #^&@. You think we beat the British with a bunch of moral victories?! Wait, actually I think it was my middle school football coach, Mr. Jefferson, who said that second part.4. I-ow!-a State (0-3)Week 1: Iowa State lost to Northern Iowa. Week 3: Iowa lost to North Dakota State. Week 4: Iowa state legislature passes bill barring the states two biggest schools from scheduling anyone with North in their name. Week 5: Iowa police bar Northwestern from crossing the state line to play Iowa. Week 6: Iowa State linebacker?Reggan Northrup?is considering a new surname.5. Buster Sooner (1-2)Its time to circle the wagons in Norman. Unfortunately, they just have the one wagon, so theyll have to ride it around in circles. Like little Sheriff Barts family during the Indian attack, or Baker Mayfield running around waiting on someone to get open downfield.6. Charlotte 1-and-2ers (1-2)There arent a lot of hard and fast rules when it comes to the Bottom 10, but there are a few. You are guaranteed instant inclusion if you do any of the following: 1. Lose to Eastern Michigan. 2. Commit three consecutive personal fouls to set up an opponents kickoff at your own 20-yard line. 3. Have more than one person approach me at church on Sunday morning to say, Dude, we have to be in the Bottom 10 this week, and one of those people is a university staff member. The Niners pulled a hat trick. And that hat looks like Cam Newtons barbershop boater.7. Warshington State (1-2)No, defeating Idaho doesnt get you off the list.8. UMess (1-2) No, defeating FI(not A)U doesnt get you off the list. (Only 67 days until UMass visits Hawaii.)9. State of Kent (1-2) No, defeating Monmouth doesnt get you off the list.10. Buffalo Bills, er, Bulls (0-2)MAC teams are beginning to arrive to the Bottom 10 like a fun-size bag of Skittles spilled beneath a car seat. Bowling Green, Northern Illinois, My Hammy of Ohio and Just Plain Ohio all lost to varying degrees of disappointment. But in the end the Bulls seized the spot via their three-game losing streak to Albany, Nevada and Fightin Byes of Open Date U.Waiting list: My-hammy of Ohio (0-3), NIU (0-3), Georgia State Not Southern (0-3), Arkansas State (0-3), Kentughky (1-2), Huh-why-yuh (1-3), North Texas Forty (1-2), Kansas Nayhawks (1-2), USC (1-2), dropping the ball before crossing the goal line, tossing the ball to the official behind the goal line ... on a kickoff. James Crawford Jersey .C. -- Todd Fiddler scored a hat trick, including the overtime goal, as the Prince George Cougars survived an 8-7 win against the Kamloops Blazers in Western Hockey League play Sunday. Cheap Packers Jerseys Online .ca look back at each of the Top 10 stories of 2013. Today, we look back at Boston Strong - a citys recovery from tragedy. http://www.wholesalepackersjerseys.com/?tag=youth-dean-lowry-jersey . Woodson said during a radio interview Thursday that the Knicks Carmelo Anthony doesnt get the same calls as other superstars. Adrian Amos Jersey . Jim Rutherford, President and General Manager of the Carolina Hurricanes, announced Wednesday that the team would assign Swedish forward Elias Lindholm to his nations team for the upcoming tournament. Tra Carson Jersey . There are some early surprises in the race for the Hart Trophy, but two of the contenders are the leagues biggest stars over the past decade. There are many more players in contention for the awards than just the three that Ive named, and a good or bad week can easily alter the landscape, but through the first 20 or so games of the NHL season, this is how the awards races look to me. CLEVELAND -- The way the World Series pregame media conferences work, the next days starter often follows the teams manager on the dais. For Indians manager Terry Francona, this opens up a chance for him to needle his player in the on-deck circle. With Game 6 starter Josh Tomlin approaching the podium Monday, Francona let loose as he left.If you guys have questions, just use pictures, Francona said.Tomlin laughed, appreciating the clubhouse humor. Thats the thing about the 32-year-old Tomlin that gives the Indians so much confidence -- he takes everything in stride.If Tomlin doesnt win, he wont beat himself, and he wont back down, Francona said of Tomlin just a few minutes earlier in a more serious moment. All the things we talk about, not backing down from a challenge and valuing winning and things like that, being a good teammate, he embodies all those better or as good as anybody Ive ever seen.The common perception as the World Series returns to Progressive Field is that the Indians are at a starting pitching disadvantage going into Games 6 and 7, because both their starters, Tomlin and Corey Kluber, will be pitching on three days rest, while reigning NL Cy Young winner Jake Arrieta and NL ERA leader Kyle Hendricks will get the ball for the Cubs. This might be wrong.The most obvious reason is about who is not pitching in this game, namely Trevor Bauer.Against Kluber and Tomlin, the Cubs have hit just .183 overall and a meager .071 with runners in scoring position. Against Bauer, the Cubs batted .364 overall and .444 with RISP. Not coincidentally, the Indians two losses in the series were in Bauers starts.If the Indians blow the World Series, Bauer wont be involved, though of the 25 men on Clevelands roster, he has been arguably the least helpful to their playoff success. First and foremost, Bauer put his club in disarray by hurting his pinkie finger on a drone, which basically took him out of the American League Championship Series. The Indians bullpen and an unknown rookie named Ryan Merritt bailed out Bauer in that series.Between his division series start against the Red Sox, his four batters faced in the ALCS and his two starts in the World Series, Bauer has tthrown a grand total of 13 innings.dddddddddddd He has a 5.54 ERA, and he did not last five innings in any of his starts.Tomlin has been everything that Bauer hasnt been during the playoffs. He has given Francona the potion to work his magic, as Francona has been able to go to his bullpen in each of Tomlins starts with the Indians having the lead or with the game tied.This has led to victories in each and every one of Tomlins three starts. Tomlin has thrown just 15? innings, but he has allowed only three earned runs (1.76 ERA).In the postseason, you are looking for guys that are not going to beat themselves, pitching coach Mickey Callaway said.The Indians wont allow Tomlin to get beat, because they will limit him. He threw only 58 pitches in Game 3, which Callaway described as like an extended bullpen session. Even if he is strong, it would be surprising if Tomlin goes any longer than five innings.We have been talking to these guys, Go out and close the inning, Callaway said. You are the closer when you are in there. Whether it is one out, two outs, it doesnt matter how many outs, just be a closer and have that mentality and dont ever back down.Franconas mindset works in nine-inning segments. The whole playoffs, he has shown how smart it is to manage mostly for today and not always trying to be too cute in an attempt to perfectly manipulate outcomes. In Game 6, there is little doubt that Franconas approach will not deviate. He might even be more aggressive in using Andrew Miller, Cody Allen and the rest of the bullpen to try to drive home the first Indians title in 68 years. This will not impact Tomlins mindset.You dont think about, Oh, great, Ive got four guys behind me that have been lights-out, Tomlin said. Im just going to go out there and throw two innings and hopefully theyll come get the ball. You go out there with the mindset of going as deep as you can in the game. A